Stolen from
GoldenHeroMC because I just couldn't leave this alone
How to do this:
1. Go to www.randompokemon.com
2. Select 'Generate 1 Pokémon"
3. Select 'All Regions'
4. Select 'All Types'
5. Click 'Generate' to get a random Pokémon!
1. This Pokémon is you:
Sentret - huh. Well, I'm round, fluffy, and cute, so who can argue?
2. This Pokémon is your best friend:
Ludicolo - Pretty much all my friends in a nutshell.
3. This Pokémon is your crush:
Pidgeotto - Well what can I say? Dat hair tho. Heyyyyy hottie~
4. This Pokémon is the most popular in the school:
Drowzee - Um. Must be the go-to help for insomnia amirite
5. This Pokémon is the class loser:
Chinchou - You could say he's not the brightest bulb in the bunch lol
6. This Pokémon hates you for no reason:
Deerling (spring form) - What?! WHY? I'M A POOR LITTLE SENTRET THO
7. This Pokémon is the foreign exchange student:
Weezing - I never liked him. He's full of hot air. He needs to blow off some steam, and he has a toxic personality. Go back to Kanto, loser.
8. This Pokémon is the most athletic in the school:
Klink - ...um. How?
9. This Pokémon is the richest in the school:
Buizel - He's cute too. Not my type though... wait hE IS OH GOSH
10. This Pokémon is always stoned:
Trevenant - Welp. Can't argue with that.
11. This Pokémon is the quiet kid you never see:
Galvantula - Too bad. Bet she has an electric personality
12. This Pokémon is the popular girl:
Furfrou - Well duh. She spends an hour doing her hair every morning.
13. This Pokémon is your lab partner:
Froakie - hIDE BEHIND THE SCARF IF THINGS GET BAD
14. You sit next to this Pokémon for some reason:
Kricketune - ...so...noisy...
15. This Pokémon is the smartest/geekiest kid in the school:
Slakoth - D&D All day. Nothing else.
16. This Pokémon is the most emo in school:
Unfezant - duh. Look at those feathers.
17. This Pokémon flirts with everyone:
Zangoose - He's got a rather sharp wit, and he sharpens it with Swords Dance
18. This Pokémon loves to spread drama:
Fennekin - Such a drama queen.
19. This Pokémon dropped out/left this year:
Sharpedo - Despite his name, he was rather dull...
20. This Pokémon is the multi-talented kids:
Dewpider - Is this Alolan?? I swear, I've never heard about this Pokemon in my life...
21. This Pokémon hates school and won’t hesitate to tell you:
Gigalith - The doors are all too small.
22. This Pokémon is friends with everybody but you don’t like them:
Throh - he threw me out the window once. He apologized, but still...
23. This Pokémon is the class clown:
Sandygast - his jokes are a little dry
24. This Pokémon tries to be a hipster:
Excadrill - what?!
25. This Pokémon loves to talk with you:
Cubone - Yes, yes, I know, your mother died, now get that thing away from me!
26. This Pokémon is the slacker:
Whirlipede - Huh. Moving on
27. This Pokémon is constantly getting in trouble:
Trevenant - DONT DO DRUGS KIDS
28. This Pokémon is the teacher that has it out for you:
Bisharp - I swear I hate PE class
29. This Pokémon is your favorite teacher:
Roserade - She's so pretty! And her class always smells like flowers!
30. This Pokémon loves to party:
Anorith - lol what
31. This Pokémon likes everyone but you:
Passimian - The Alolan clique just has it out for me
32. This Pokémon likes to play guitar all the time:
Krabby - and he gets mad if you make him stop
33. This Pokémon used to be your friend:
Butterfree - then it turned into a poisonous relationship. I was stunned at how bad it got. It still bugs me today.
34. This Pokémon has a crush on you:
Manectric - O-oh. You think a little Sentret... is pretty? Th-thank you.
35. This Pokémon is your biggest competition:
Metapod - No big deal. Just kick him out the window and hope he doesn't evolve before he hits the ground
36. This Pokémon is just weird:
Shaymin - Take a bath, hippie
37. This Pokémon tries to act like they're cool:
Dratini - Trying to convince everyone they're a Dragonair but nobody's convinced
38. This Pokémon friend-zoned you:
Kakuna - dude I wasn't even flirting with you
39. This Pokémon eats way too much:
Tynamo - Electric-types must have really high metabolisms
40. This Pokémon always thinks they're right:
Quagsire - And they usually are
41. This Pokémon thinks they have so many issues:
Jigglypuff - Shut up Jigglypuff. We don't want to hear any more about your gender issues. Yes, everyone assumes you're a girl because you're pink. So what if you're male? Deal with it.
42. This Pokémon backstabbed you:
Sigilyph - But... but... I thought you were going to teach me Psychic!
43. This Pokémon you respect the most:
Articuno - Duh. Legendary.
44. This Pokémon will talk to you in real life but won’t respond to your texts:
Dragonite - His hands can't type very well
45. This Pokémon is the exact opposite of you:
Panpour - Uh. Ok?
46. This Pokémon texts you back right away:
Mudkip - they miss me too much not to
47. This Pokémon is on your sports team:
Pumpkaboo - She's rather good at high passes on the Ultimate Disk team
48. This Pokémon you only meet at parties:
Shroomish - yep. Everywhere else they're too boring
49. This Pokémon looks up to you:
Gabite - Awwww, thanks little guy. *reaches up to pat head*
50. This Pokémon tells you to tag people:
Growlithe - Too bad.
I tag... whoever has the time to do this. It's fun though. So go ahead.